So maybe the music won’t interest you, but how about a Beard Tshirt! These are Amercian Apparel Shirts BB401, 50/50 Poly-Cotton, in Heather Lake Blue, available in unisex sizes Small, Medium and Large. Be sure to pick one up for $25 at a show (while quantities last), one for you, your brother, and mom! :)
Beard Design by Cory at Likeable Art. Be sure to check them out!